My newest award

So Moose handed me this award on Saturday. He said my blog was fabulous! Thanks Moose, yours is great too. If you haven't met Moose yet, you should go visit, he's a great guy and his Mom is really cool too.

I think all of you have fabulous blogs so everyone is invited to take this award home with them.

In other news, Mom came home from work sick yesterday. I had to take care of her. She's home sick again today. Looks like I've got my job cut out for me again. She's cough-cough-coughing and going HONK a lot. I don't speak HONK so I hope she hasn't lost her voice. It's a good thing I understand the universal signal of the Ear Scratch or I might miss out. Pei laughter. OK, I'd better make sure Mom get some food and water.

Sniff ya later.

Security!

I should have hired Biggie to be my security when I agreed to be a judge for Mango-minster.

Mom and Dad went out to get supper and Mom decided to take me to PetSmart just to say Hi to everyone. Well no sooner than we walked in the door than a black giant schnauzerish creater start barking their opinion at me. It wasn't Madison, it was a Madison-impersonator. Then we rounded a corner and a big collie/shepherd something expressed his opinion too.

I'd like it noted right now, I'm being as impartial as I can!

Two more dogs tried to force a decision out of me before we could leave. I was NOT AMUSED!
In other news, Oscar, Tinkerbell and Tucker gifted me with this award.
Mom is glad there's an S in there. She wants to keep the blog Family friendly. I have young fans you know. (Kisses to my Fan Club!)

Rules for it here: "When accepting this auspicious award, you must write a post bragging about it, including the name of the misguided soul who thinks you deserve such acclaim, and link back to said person so everyone knows he or she is real. Choose a minimum of 7 blogs that you find brilliant in content or design. Or improvise by including bloggers who have no idea who you are because you don’t have 7 friends. Show the 7 random victims’ names and links and leave a harassing comment informing them that they were prized with “Honest Weblog”. Well, there’s no prize, but they can keep the nifty icon. List at least ten honest things about yourself. Then, pass it on!
I hate rules. OK, honest things about me:
1-After being attacked twice last year I don't want big dogs near my, unless I know them.
2-I'm a cuddle pig.
3-I like to curl up behind Daddy's knees when he's sleeping because it's nice and toasty there. Pushing him off the bed is a bonus.
4-I love to cuddle with Daddy
5-I love it when Mommy cuddles me awake in the morning.
6-I know THEY love it when I wag my tail but I stop wagging when they're petting me (I can only concentrate on one thing at a time you know pei laughter)
7-Even after my pawrents say Fjord! and Adventure! Sometimes I make them chase me around the house to put my harness on. I love that game.
8-Once my harness is on I'll stand by the front door and wait for it to open.
9-I'm not food obessed, that made training me quite interesting Mom said.
10-My most favoritest place to be is up on the big bed surrounded by Mommy and Daddy smells. Unless Mommy and Daddy are around and then I HAVE to be with them.

OK, I know a lot of my friends have done this so if you haven't, tag! you're it.

And a big Hello to my new friends too! Sally, Samantha, Moose and the TN Bull Terrors. Terrors, Mom would be happy to teach your Mom perogy making. I'll encourage her to make a blog post of it. She says it won't happen until March. So keep your eyes open.

Sniff ya later!

Wednesday Adventures!

Look what I got! It was a gift from Charlie Daniels! Thanks Charlie!
Wow, that even kind of looks like my paw!

I don't have much time to write this morning, Mommy is trying to push me out the door to pee and I'm not ready yet, I'm still waking up and I need my cuddle. So I'll add who I want to give this award to later today, if nobody minds. I can give you a hint, it'll be everyone! Pei Laughter.

Sniff ya later!

E.T.A.
OK, I'm finally awake, and I've even been on an Adventure, pics on that tomorrow.

I'd like to send that Golden Paw out to as many people as I can.

Charlie Daniels, can I give a Paw back to you? If I can, you deserve it.
I'm sending one to River and his gang, for their Beagel-ness;
One to Lorenza and one to Mona, because they're long little doggies, Daddy is making me say that ladies, sorry;
One to Eduardo, for being Snuggly and looking after his Mom so well. He's an inspiration.
Gaia, Maggie and Mitch and Willow because Mommy has weird memories of being french kissed by an Airedale. I'm not asking, I don't want to know. In fact, I'm probably too young to know.
Mango, Dexter and Hector, because c'mon, they're Mango, Dexter and Hector. 'Nuff said.
Oorvi, because HELLO! Everyone Loves Oorvi!
Booker, because he's my mentor in racooning, which might just need to be a sport in the next Pawlimpic Games;
Levi and Cooper, for some wonderful insight into schnauzers - which are very popular with Daddy's family;
I also want to send one out to a friend I just met, Dannan and The Girl. Hi! Nice to meet you! Grab a Paw!
Now I just have to keep checking all the blogs for new updates to let them know they have an award.

Sniff ya later!

Bolo's Friday Weather Report and Other Adventures

Mommy got me up at WAY TOO EARLY in the morning. Really not sure why. Then she saw the sky and said, Weather report picture! So, here it is, Fanfare please!

DUN DA DA DAH! Bolo's Friday Weather Report! It's going to be a great day. Not that you can tell by the picture but the sky is pretty clear. That's the sky facing west. Wait'll you see the sky facing East! You can see that at Mommy's blog. Thank you to Willow for being so protective of me. But I'm fine. Here's the picture of my scratch. Do you see it? It's there, kind of near my elbow. Yeah, exactly, no need to worry. Shar Pei skin is very thin and tears easily, but it didn't hurt to get scratched and I know it was an accident. You can also see how concerned I am about it. That's my mellow face.
River honoured me with this lovely award. Thank you River!
I'm supposed to give it to dedicated followers of my blog, but I think all my friends have theirs already. Charlie Daniels, River, Maggie and Mitch, Mango (Solidarity in Slobbers Mango!), they all have theirs.

Oh! Gaia doesn't have one. Has anyone heard from her recently? Mona? Do you have one? I'll give you one. Oorvi? Do you have one? I'll give you one too. Booker? I'll give you one too. And Willow. Hey, wow, that's 5. Hey! Wait! Lorenza doesn't seem to have one! There you go Lorenza. Oh, and I know my Grandpawrents (The Newmarket Gang) read my Adventures every day. They just don't blog. I think Miss Jennifer does too. Gee, I guess not all my friends had them. Daddy and Mommy are also regular readers.

Oh shoot, I still have to do the dancing thing! Here's a picture from one of my first days here. That's my Daddy I danced up to say hello to. He doesn't have to bend down nearly so far now. Pei laughter! And his hair isn't nearly so short either!

Sniff ya later!