Thursday, January 20, 2011

Mango Minster Entry

Phew, I almost didn't make it into Mango Minster this year. Mom has been slacking off. So much so that the only category I can enter this year is Bad Sport. I blame Mom. It's Mom's fault! If she had been more on the ball, I could have been in the Good Old Boy or Diva category where I belong. Now she's going to drag up all the "BAD" stuff I've done.

It's not fair!

Fine Mom, bring up the gazillion sets of sheets and pillows I ripped up when I was just a puppy because I had really bad separation anxiety. Bring up that I don't like any other dogs near MY Puppy so I bark and growl and try to lunge on occasion so that I almost rip your arm out of your socket.

Honestly, does this look like a Pei who would lunge?

I'm practically melting into the carpet!

Oh, nice call Mom. Post the staged photo of me eating hamburger from Puppy's tray. That's not bad, that's expected of me. Mom even called me downstairs saying it was clean up time.

Oh, yeah. Figures she'd bring that one up. Hmmm, well, I still blame Mom for that. It's not my fault that they LEAVE ME BEHIND. Any other dog would try and dig himself out of a second floor bedroom wouldn't he?

I'm not a Bad Dog, honestly I'm not!

Sniff ya later!


Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

While we're sure you would have sparkled [if Pei's ever do frou-frou stuff like sparkle] in the other categories, we think your mom picked a winner for your entry in this year's Mango Minster. Cleaning up after Puppy and guarding Puppy are, of course, critical canine skills in which you excel and are NOT "bad dog" characteristics. However, digging through to the sub-floor in an attempt to escape unwanted confinement rises to the Bad Dog level in spades. Congratulations on a fine entry. Good luck!

Jed & Abby

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

Bolo, as far as we are concerned, you are a STAR!!!!!

Charlie said...

Why is it that mom's never forget those bad things? Trust me, you've got a shot at the Bad Sport category! :)
- Charlie

AFSocksScylla said...

(Sigh) Mommy saw what U did to the carpet and she automatically yelled at Scylla who is notorious for digging up the carpet trying to get in a room. And she is a CAT. So we thinks U were purrfectly in the right. As for those other indiscretions well.......... we really don't understands at all why your Mom thoughts they were bad.

♥MONA + MOMMY TOO♥ said...

Hi Bolo!!

Happy New Year!!

Just stopping by to let you know that my bloggie is working again.
We gots lots of catching up to do. I'm missed all by Blogville friends
so much and I've really missed yout most handsome self.

I'm doing my snow posts again and found some great pictures of you in the snow. Hope ya don't mind if I use a couple of themt. It would be great if you had a pictures of you and Puppy I could use so everybody could see yoyurt Mommy and Daddy's 2 cute boys.


Moose said...

All totally justifiable and in fact part of you duty! I think you are a good ol boy for reals! My momma barely made the cutoff to get me entered. If you ask me it is our Momma's that are the bad sports!

Honey the Great Dane said...

Hee! Hee! I like your entyr, Bolo! But I agree - I don't think any of those things were really you - it's a conspiracy! I just LOVE that picture of you in front of all the human pup toys - oooh, you look adorable!!

Honey the Great Dane