Mom said it would be nice to get Miss Lola something special for the occasion. I thought flowers, or cookies but Mom said she might be allergic and yeah, cookies would be nice but it might suggest that I wanted her to get fat. (I think Mom has been watching too many profiling shows). When we told Grandad that I was going out on a date with Miss Lola, Grandad started singing. Just one line, but it gave Mom and I an idea and we asked Dad to help.
Apparently there's another famous person named Lola (I didn't know that, but it wouldn't surprise me if she had been named after Lola Shar Pei). You can find her song here. Dad basically used the melody.
Hope you like it Lola! (And thanks Dad!)
Her name was Lola, she was a Shar-Pei
She had tawny brush coat hair, and soft wrinkles down to there
She would go walkies and update blogspot
She would go walkies and update blogspot
And then she would write her blog –she was such a busy dog.
She’d drool on the keyboard, and then roll upon the floor,
She is young and lots of fun,
Who could ask for more!
At the Date night, the doggy date night,
The hottest place to be online site,
At the Date Night, the doggy date night,
Waggy and Wrinkly, (And yes sometimes stinky)
At the date night… it went to the dogs.
His name was Bolo, he was a Shar-Pei
He likes to write his blog, but the puppy is a hog,
He’s taking Lola, for doggy date night,
They’re going to shake and wag, until all their wrinkles sag,
And then they’ll drink and drool, until the floor’s a pool.
Then they’ll go off for some walkies,
And then chase some squirrels!
At the Date night, the doggy date night,
The hottest place to be online site,
At the Date Night, the doggy date night,
Waggy and Wrinkly, (And yes sometimes stinky)
At the date night… it went to the dogs.
Sniff ya later!






