Monday Morning Report

I'm still here. I've been getting really upset with Mom. She hasn't made time to help me blog. I even withheld Nose Kisses, that didn't work. Grandma and Grandad are over entertaining Puppy right now (he's REALLY High Maintenance) so she's finally helping me Blog. Well it's about time! is all I have to say for a moment.

Sigh. OK. I have to gather my thoughts together.

I'm sure a few of you are wondering about my Famous Couch Cuddles. Here is a picture of a Cough Cuddle in action. You can see all the necessary bits are there....

Except for that darn Ear Cleaning solution! Mom calls it Multi-Tasking when she watches Puppy and cleans my ears. I do NOT agree with her. Don't tell her, but SOMETIMES it feels good to have my ears cleaned. Not always,just sometimes.

Another question I'm sure everyone is wondering is do I actually like Puppy.

Uhm, kind of. I've very protective of him, he can't defend himself you know, I have to do it for him. He's getting to that dangerous Puppy Stage there where he wants to touch me. I'm not to keen on that. Even if Mom does tell him to be gentle with me. She tells me to be gentle with him too. When does he get to be super interesting and I can teach him to pee outside? That's what I want to know!

Anyway, here I am giving snuffles.
Yeah, he looks REALLY impressed.

OK, I'm going to go back downstairs and ask Grandad to play Rope with me. He's gotta to be bored of Puppy by NOW, doesn't he?
Sniff ya later!