We did a lot this weekend but first I want to start off by making a negative comment. Mom says to get the negative stuff out first so you can enjoy the positive stuff more.
Someone commented on my blog annonymously and said something rude. Mom will type it, leaving out the rude part (which is anatomically impossible because I'm neutered). It's just a BLEEPING dog, get over it. Uh hunh. Yeah, well, sorry Anonymous, but I sound much happier than you do, possibly because I am a Dog That Blogs. Mom sounds happier than you and Puppy kept her up half the night. So, another thing Mom says, if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. Lets move on!
We had a HUGE influx of people at our house on Friday. It was to celebrate Puppy's First Birthday. Grandma and Grandad were there, Grammy and Bionic Grandpa, my Great Granny was there too! So were my human cousins who Mom nicknamed Chaos, Panic and Disorder, and their Puppy Mayhem was there too.
Grandad was official photographer. We finally have a picture of Puppy playing with the ball I got him for his Birthday!
Photo by Grandad. You can see Mayhem in the background using MY portable kennel. Humph.
Anyway, Grandad thankfully remembered that it was my house too and took a picture of me. Near the food table. Everyone said Mom put on quite a spread. I didn't get much of it. I did manage to snag a piece of chocolate cake Puppy threw on the floor. Mom said one tiny piece the size of her thumbnail was ok, but NO MORE.
There I am. Don't I look starved? I though maybe someone would at least give me a carrot or something. NOOOOOO. I did snag a sausage roll or too that Puppy dropped on the floor.
Oh, Puppy also got a book called Walter the Farting Dog. We haven't read it yet, but it sounds interesting.
Saturday was pretty boring, with nothing exciting happening, Sunday was great though!
I went Noseventureing to my Grteat Granny's! I had to patrol her backyard. Just in case you know. I also had to sniff around her house and mark territory in the kitchen and dining room (Dad was NOT impressed - I think he might be jealous I can pee on the floor and he can't). Mayhem had been there and she peed first. That's my story and I'm sticking too it.
Today started off pretty good too. A nice walk with Mom, some food dropped from Puppy's chair, and now a Monday Morning Report Blog! WITH PICTURES!
Sniff ya later!