First of all, it's beautiful outside today. Secondly, after all my patrolling do you see what's in the tree in my front yard? MY FRONT YARD!
The little MONSTER! I've barked, I've screamed, I think I'm going to try Mommy's bow and arrow next. HE'S IN MY YARD!That's it. You squirrels get THE LOOK.
Excuse me, I have to get back to guarding my front door.
Sniff ya later.