I have discovered the reason for wrinkles.
As many of you know - or maybe you don't - Shar Peis, as a breed, are not fond of water. With the exception of Hero Shar Pei who knows how to swim and makes us all shiver in fear everytime we see him in water. Water is not our friend. I have discovered the REASON.
We are made out of sugar. That's what Mom said when she took me out to the car this morning to drive Dad to work. Shar Peis are made out of sugar. That would explain SO many things. For one thing, we have wrinkles. That's melted sugar from all the times we've gotten wet!
I am a genius don't you think?
Now to be a super awesome genius, I have to figure out how to communicate this to Mom before I get washed away completely!
Sniff ya later!