I have discovered the reason for wrinkles.
As many of you know - or maybe you don't - Shar Peis, as a breed, are not fond of water. With the exception of Hero Shar Pei who knows how to swim and makes us all shiver in fear everytime we see him in water. Water is not our friend. I have discovered the REASON.
We are made out of sugar. That's what Mom said when she took me out to the car this morning to drive Dad to work. Shar Peis are made out of sugar. That would explain SO many things. For one thing, we have wrinkles. That's melted sugar from all the times we've gotten wet!
I am a genius don't you think?
Now to be a super awesome genius, I have to figure out how to communicate this to Mom before I get washed away completely!
Sniff ya later!
5 comments:
Bolo you sure are sweet.
Love Ruby & Penny
You ARE a genius Bolo!
We DO.NOT.LIKE water either. And we are sweet, our name is Sweet and we melt in water too.
Please let us know how you convey this to yer momma.
Bobo and Meja (Shar Pei who don't like water too)!
Sweet, Bolo, VERY sweet! And a genius too!
Woofs,
Tommy
Bolo, you might be right! We sure are sweet. If they keep bathing me there won't be anything left of me pretty soon.
wags, Sugaree Lola
Hey, that kind of make sense, Bolo... no wonder we can't be a large breed, coz the sugar coating keeps melting away.
Sweet licks, hero
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