Shhhh, I snuck out of bed, don't wake Mom and Dad.
Today is my Birthday! I'm 4 years old! Therefore I am issuing a decree that Today is Pei Day!
Channel your inner Pei! Show me the Wrinkles! You can pee-mail them to me at bolo(at)magma(dot)ca!
I'd better get back to bed, there might be a cuddle hiding in there somewhere!
Sniff ya later!