THEY gave me a bath last night. THEY tricked me! I wagged my tail and was super cute and THEY STILL washed me. sniff
I will admit I did get into the tub on my own, but you would too with a great big hulking Daddy standing behind you. He even had Mommy as backup. THEY ganged up on me I tell ya!
I'm clean now. I hope they make it worth my while to be clean. Are you reading this pawrents? Make it worth my while! Hugs are only a good start. What else will you give me? Hmmm? Hmmm?
Sniff ya later loyal readers, I'm going to sulk. Maybe I can guilt Mommy into something. Like a walk. Or a new squirrel or something.